T-Shirt — “I Speak Horse & Selective Human.” Funny Equestrian Tee

T-Shirt — “I Speak Horse & Selective Human.” Funny Equestrian Tee

Sport Grey / XS
$32.99
Sale price  $32.99 Regular price 
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T-Shirt — “I Speak Horse & Selective Human.” Funny Equestrian Tee

T-Shirt — “I Speak Horse & Selective Human.” Funny Equestrian Tee

$32.99
Sale price  $32.99 Regular price 
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Soft, quiet confidence in a tee. This lightweight crewneck reads “I speak horse & selective human.” — a gentle, wry way to show your love for horses and your need for calm company. The shirt sits close to the body without clinging, with a smooth surface that keeps the minimalist text crisp. Wear it moving between barn chores, coffee runs, or slow afternoons at home. It layers easily under a flannel or pairs with worn jeans and sneakers for a simple, lived-in look that says what you mean without shouting. Breathable, responsibly sourced cotton and a tear-away label keep the focus on comfort and the message.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) — soft, breathable year-round
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a cleaner drape and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- Pearlized, tear-away label for itch-free comfort; adult sizes
- DTG/DTF printing options for crisp text and sleeve/neckprint compatibility

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

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