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             \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Size tolerance, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd 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The clean, typewriter-style text reads “Somewhere between a prayer and cuss word,” giving the shirt a quiet, honest edge — equal parts contemplative and cheeky. Wear it folded with jeans for coffee runs, layered under an open cardigan for slow Sundays, or tossed on after a long day when you need something that feels like home. The fabric drapes gently without clinging, the ribbed crewneck keeps its shape, and the tubular knit gives a smooth, seam-free silhouette. 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